Time travel revisited

Nate has me thinking.

Nate always has me thinking, but in this case its about time travel. Now for me time travel is impossible to think about without my mind wandering off to Back to The Future. So put two and two together, and now I am unfortunately thinking about whether or not Doc Brown or Marty ever performed fellatio on themselves during their time traveling experiences.

What do you think that interaction was like?

"Holy shit! You're me!"

"Yes, I am. Now drop your pants."

"What?! What are you talking about? This doesn't make any sense."

"You want a blow job or not?"

"......ok make it quick" ::starts crying::

I would imagine it would be a lot harder to convince your past self to go down on you. I mean it's one thing to refuse a blow job from a potential future you, but it's an entirely different scenario to convince someone that not only is the person they're looking at is really them from the future,
but that the fate of the world in the future depends on coppin' dome from their past self.

[Yes that's right, I would attempt to trick my past self into it, otherwise I would probably just be convinced that this was all some elaborate plan by some devious, time-traveling, shape-shifters to call me a fag ]

Why are people in the future such assholes?

--bobo