Friday, April 23, 2010

Breaking News!!!

Bret Michaels in critical condition after suffering an unexplained massive brain hemorrhage. Doctors are unsure of the cause, but speculate that years of exposure to Poison and "wanting nothing but a good time", could be to blame. After having Michaels "open up and say... aah!", medical experts concluded that he could make a full recovery if he is able to continue to "cry tough" and has "something to believe in."

What? Too soon?

--Nate

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