Tiny Stories...

One time I was running down a beautiful country road, when the overpowering urge to pass gas came over me.

"Just let the little fluff fly!" I said to myself.

I figured that I could quickly out-run it, so I did.

Thats when I remembered that I wasn't, in fact, running down a beautiful country road but that I was on a treadmill.

By then it was already too late. The belt had already sucked it up and blew it back into me. Thats when I realized that technology can be dangerous.

--nate