To continue down this life, turn to pg. 47...

Sometimes, I feel like my life is like one of those "Choose Your Own Adventure" books that I used to read when I was a kid. Except that I think someone tore some pages out of mine to make spit-balls...

--nate

Tiny Stories...

One time I was running down a beautiful country road, when the overpowering urge to pass gas came over me.

"Just let the little fluff fly!" I said to myself.

I figured that I could quickly out-run it, so I did.

Thats when I remembered that I wasn't, in fact, running down a beautiful country road but that I was on a treadmill.

By then it was already too late. The belt had already sucked it up and blew it back into me. Thats when I realized that technology can be dangerous.

--nate