Nate's Movie Prediction's #1

Hi folks, I believe that the upcoming epic disaster/adventure film 2012 looks like it will be a highly original story line, filled with engrossing, well written plot points that will keep us guessing and constantly asking ourselves, "Can they do it?" as well as a host of wonderful actors who will portray true-to-life, non-stereotyped characters that will make realistic, informed, thoughtful decisions that would mirror my own choices during a global, world-ending crisis event predicted thousands of years ago by a now extinct society. I can't wait!

Woman have it easy

Attention to all our female readers,

You guys are in a sweet position to do something hilarious that would freak out any guy at the same time. All it takes is for a woman to walk into a men's room, don't look at anyone or say anything, just walk up to a urinal, unzip, and put one hand up on the wall. Then let out a long sigh.

Stand there for appx 30 seconds, zip back up, then leave.

Don't forget to wash your hands on the way out.


-bobo

We're Still Doing This?

Sylvia has to go back to Brazil on Sunday. It really sucks, for a number of reason's, but here's some good 'ol fashoned nonsense! Sylvia, Clint, Bobo, and myself after a few Brazilian cocktails

to all our viewers

you all really need to start commenting! you are the blood that runs through the vein of this site. your words could breath life into an otherwise dull and lifeless blog.

do the right thing people. make your voices heard.

:)

The following is a true story

So I was sitting outside on my patio smoking a cigarette, staring up at the clouds. I noticed that one of the clouds looked a lot like Bowser from Super Mario Bros. All of the sudden my annoying neighbor comes outside to call for her cat. An incredibly annoying, high pitched, "HEEERRREEE KITYKITYKITYKITYKITYKITY!!!!!" which she does all the time. Honestly it's almost as annoying as it is hilarious. She broke my concentration, but as soon as I looked back at the Bowser cloud, it was still Bowser, but now he was making a sad face.

That woman made the clouds sad.


--Bobo

The new Nightmare on Elm Street movie

As I am sure many of you have heard, Nightmare on Elm Street is being remade and released in theaters in 2010. When I first heard this news I was incredibly excited. Freddy Krueger is one of my all time favorite horror villains. He kills you in your sleep, how is that not terrifying? I love sleep.

The trailer was released recently and I have to say, before it even started my hopes were destroyed in an instant. Before any of the good stuff came on screen, the words that showed up next crushed me to my very soul.

FROM PRODUCER
MICHAEL BAY

WHY OH WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN?! Why would they put one of the greatest horror villains in the hands of Michael Bay, 'The Misery Bringer'. They might as well title this movie, "Nightmare on Elm Street: The Death of a Franchise".

We all know what the man did to Transformers. A line from South Park comes to mind....

"Those aren't idea's Mr Bay, those are special effects. [Other Guy]: Oh he doesn't know the difference"

There is a moment in the trailer that is somewhat iconic to the series, Freddy scratches his nails along some pipes. You might be asking yourself, "well how could he mess something as simple as that up?" Don't kid yourself, this is michael bay.

[and yes, while writing this blog my opinion on the man dropped even lower, so much so that I have decided to stop capitalizing his name]

But when Freddy scratches the knife nails along the pipe, it sounded like a fucking 10 ton jet engine was crash landing and scraping along the runway. What the hell was that about?!? I just know that michael bay is going to have fucking lasers and monster truck noises playing every time someone is just walking on some gravel.

But don't let my opinion hold you back. Sound off in the comments section and let us know what you think about the new movie coming out. We'd love to hear from ya.

--Bobo