[PSA]

Kids, don't have phone sex.

You might get hearing aids.

[Bobo]

[I'm guessing no]

Is it terrible if I want to visit a brothel, just so that I can ask one of the girls that works there, "so...come here often?"

- Bobo

[hey guess what?]

Cory Feldman.

That is all.

- Bobo

Gary Coleman

Gary Coleman passed away today at the age of 42. Doctors are still unsure of the cause of death, but say that it was probably something small.

- Nate

[futurama Q&A]

So the creators of one of our absolute FAVORITE shows are willing to hear the fans and take questions that they will answer in the weeks leading up to the premiere of the new season. Here is my contribution:

What is the matter with the Neptunians that work in Santa's workshop that keeps them from growing to be full sized? We have seen full grown Neptunians like Elzar, so are they sweat shop children? Or do they suffer from some kind of growth deficiency from breathing in hazardous materials after working in Santa's shop? [Torgo's Executive Powder perhaps?]

- Bobo

Just a Thought...

When Hulk Hogan and his wife got a divorce, I wonder if she got half the mania?

--Nate

Breaking News!!!

Bret Michaels in critical condition after suffering an unexplained massive brain hemorrhage. Doctors are unsure of the cause, but speculate that years of exposure to Poison and "wanting nothing but a good time", could be to blame. After having Michaels "open up and say... aah!", medical experts concluded that he could make a full recovery if he is able to continue to "cry tough" and has "something to believe in."

What? Too soon?

--Nate

[Riffrax recording begins!]

Nate and I have finally started the recording process of our Rifftrax of Ghostbusters 2. As you can see we got off to a bit of a rocky start. Don't worry though, we streamlined the process in no time after this hicup and got a lot recorded. Look forward to the finished product, we know we are!

[cut those corners]

Sometimes when I'm walking to work I wish I had a ghost of my previous walks like in Mario kart. To see if I'm beating my previous time.

- Bobo

[contradictions]

Anyone else see a problem here?

- Bobo

[falcor party]

So one by one my friend all started adding themselves. I happen to think this is one of the most amazing things ever, but what do I know, I ride a luck dragon.




-Bobo

[burn it]

This reminded my of one of Nate's previous posts.

I say burn the book. hows that for free will?- Bobo

[Digg fail]

- Bobo

[TURRRNN AROUNDD, LOOK AT WHAT YOU SEEEEEEeeEEeee!]

I woke up today thinking I wanted to ride Faclor. So I did. Luck dragon FTW.

- Bobo

[geek-off]

Today me and Joe were comparing our geek knowledge of our two favorite movies. Back to the future for me, and Star Wars for Joe. I figured words couldn't explain how ridiculous my knowledge of BTTF was, so I illustrated it for him real quick.

- Bobo

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